Early Bird Special: Old Spice to women: Shut up, get on my horse.
[glass.]
 

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Lights Out: We started the day off with a supercut and we’re going out with another one: Rich @ FourFour compiled a whole mess of cliche “mirror scare” scenes from horror/thriller films of years past.
Scariest mirror scene IMO: Poltergeist. My teeth went unbrushed for several days.
[fourfour.]
[photo: guyism.]
This Is Catchy, You Should Listen To It of the Day: Slice n’ dice superstar Swede Mason’s back! And just in the nick of time. If I had to go one more minute without a neck-flexing remix of the Mel Gibson / Gary Sinise shouting match from 1996’s cult classic Ransom, well, let’s just say nothing good would have come of that.
[b3ta.]
Craigslist Ad of the Day: Where do I even start? Um, how about with the 4-5 sentence requirement: If you have more than two sentences worth of reasons why being a dancing Jesus prop at a random girl’s Passion of the Christ-themed Sweet Sixteen is for you, then you are clearly meant for bigger and better things.
[reddit.]
This x That:
Cannot Be Unseen of the Day, Three: In the spirit of today’s bodies-of-land-looking-like-other-things theme: Washington State: Home of Pedobear.
First Twilight, now this? You’re not doing yourself any favors, WA.
[digg.]
Logo Redesign of the Day: MTV stops pretending; drops “Music Television” from its logo in the channel’s first rebranding campaign since its launch in 1981.
RIP my childhood.
[thrfeed.]
Cannot Be Unseen of the Day, Too: Katie wrote back to say, “I stared at the image for too long.. and, well…”
Dear Katie: Go outside and play!
Also: Don’t ever change.
[thanks katie!]
James Stowe: “Star Wars Valentines 2010”
Roses are red / Violets are blue / I got your force right here, baby.
[neatorama.]