The Daily What

SMBC.

Morning Links:

• Google airs Super Bowl ad, despite longstanding anti-TV ad philosophy. CEO Eric Schmidt excuses cop out on Google blog.

• YouTube Ad Blitz: Every SB44 ad in one place.

• “If this was the future of the Internet, then the future of the Internet obviously didn’t include me”: NYMag’s Sam Anderson on Chatroulette. Also: Kottke’s two cents.

• Keyboard Cat nominated for Nobel Peace Prize. Suck it, philanthropists!

• Who Googles The Googlers?: F.A.Tties surreptitiously slap a GPS device onto a Google Street View van.

• The Future!: Google hard at work on auto-translating phone.

• Verizon “explicitly” blocks 4chan, must not be familiar with its work.

• It’s official: A common household onion ring is now more popular than Justin Bieber. (via.)

• Getting rid of zits? There’s an app for that! …Wait, really?

• Single Serving Tumblr of the Day: Hipster Puppies. (thanks demi!)

• Morning Distraction: Starfeld. (via.)

• Morning Wood: Ashlee Jae is Registrar of the Department of Looking Hot.

• Morning List: 10 Amazing Free Fall Survivors.

[photo: randompictures.]

Saucy Cup And Saucer Set of the Day: “Slut teacup” by Etsy seller Trixie Delicious.

Part of a larger set of “vandalized” vintage china.

Reworked vintage English Foley bone china teacup and saucer with sprays of pink carnations and lime interior.

And the word “slut.”

See Also: Ghetto teacup.

[etsy.]

SB44: Who dat say dey didn’t daw?

[fark.]

SB44: WHO DAT?

SB44: A wild Snooki appears.

SB44: Fixed.

[unclefarkus.]

SB44: I C WAT U DUN THUR.

[reddit.]

SB44: It’s busy.

[ontd.]