Wed
May
20
Lunch Links:
- Don’t Believe The Hype: The recently discovered “Missing Link” is not so much the “Missing Link” as, you know, a regular cool-looking fossil.
- NASA spokesperson says Arizona UFO was a research balloon. In related news, the government is trying to cover up a recent UFO sighting over Arizona.
- Another day, another Slumdog Millionaire child actor has their home demolished.
- Purported Bob Dylan poem at auction was actually written by Canadian country singer Hank Snow. Potato, potahto.
- Convicted girlfriend abuser gets sentenced to 60 hours of… working out???
- Man buys ice cream with fake $20… coin???
- Man arrested for skipping out on jury duty due to boredom; probably won’t get much sympathy from the jury.
- Doctor uses conventional power drill to save 12-year-old boy’s life.
- Teenager jumps in front of pickup truck to save her iPod.
- Teenager to be charged with animal cruelty for using snake as jump rope.
- Dog phones police, presumably to report a threat to its steak.
- Better Know A Dead Person: Wayne Allwine, the voice of Mickey Mouse for the past quarter-century, dead at 62.
- Lunch List: Top Ten Robots That You Never Knew You Wanted.


