Thu
Jul
2
Lunch Links:
- Meta!: SNL alum Sen. Al Franken might soon find himself spoofed on his former show.
- Groundbreaking: Consensual gay sex decriminalized in India.
- Prisoner attempts to steal from his own jail.
- Fucking LARPer: Teen robs store with samurai sword.
- Gas station robbers caught after getaway car — wait for it — runs out of gas.
- Facility used by firefighters for training purposes — wait for it — burns down.
- PROTIP: Before calling the fire department to report that your television is on fire, make sure it isn’t tuned to the Fireplace Channel.
- Wife spends too much time in bathroom during honeymoon; husband gets on plane, leaves without her.
- Woman spots missing cat on TV show.
- I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords — for real, this time.
- Better Know A Dead Person: Karl Malden, Academy Award-winning actor, dead at 97. Also: Actress Mollie Sugden, at 86. Also Also: Actor Harve Presnell, at 75.
- Lunch List: 13 Big Fat Dieting Myths.


