Fri
Sep
11
![Lunch Links:
Never forget to scare people on 9/11 with false rumors of major security threat.
Texas school district that wouldn’t show Obama’s stay in school speech will bus students to off-campus George Bush speech.
Online petition spurs UK government to issue formal apology for the mistreatment of Alan Turing.
Buzz Lightyear’s 468-day space mission successful.
Churchgoer crushed to death by stone altar while thanking God for saving him from stuck elevator.
Pokemon: Serious business.
Waiter calls child patron “little fucker.” Surprisingly, this is frowned upon.
Celebrity parrots just as bitchy as celebrity humans.
Researchers: Extinct Haast’s eagle hunted most dangerous game.
Lunch List: 8 Unbelievable Real-Life Doogie Howsers.
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Lunch Links:
- Never forget to scare people on 9/11 with false rumors of major security threat.
- Texas school district that wouldn’t show Obama’s stay in school speech will bus students to off-campus George Bush speech.
- Online petition spurs UK government to issue formal apology for the mistreatment of Alan Turing.
- Buzz Lightyear’s 468-day space mission successful.
- Churchgoer crushed to death by stone altar while thanking God for saving him from stuck elevator.
- Pokemon: Serious business.
- Waiter calls child patron “little fucker.” Surprisingly, this is frowned upon.
- Celebrity parrots just as bitchy as celebrity humans.
- Researchers: Extinct Haast’s eagle hunted most dangerous game.
- Lunch List: 8 Unbelievable Real-Life Doogie Howsers.
