The Daily What

Late Links:

• 66-year-old US Deputy Assistant Attorney-General spends his lunch break at a cemetery with an 18-year-old stripper and a car full of sex toys. The Aristocrats!

• Merry XXXmas: Scorned man sends Christmas card with raunchy photos of ex to her family.

• Wost. Episode of Punk’d. Ever.

• Bikini Thursday: Alessandra Ambrosio.

• Cleavage Thursday: Sophie Monk, Holly Madison and Tila Tequila.

• Explore the women of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorer’s Edition.

• Grace Park flashes some sexy Cylon side-boob in Maxim.

• Heidi Klum is naked and covered in chocolate. Is it Thursday already?

• This Looks Shopped: Chesty Handler’s Playboy cover revealed.

• Chanelle Hayes is naughty, naked in Nuts.

• Get To Know A Hottie: Britt Honey.

• International Beauty of the Day: Rachael Finch.

• Zap! Blam! Porn!: Meet the cast of Vivid’s Batman porn parody.

• Sure, Why Not?: Glow-in-the-dark lingerie.

• Frisky: Always Wanted Robert Pattinson’s Head In Your Crotch?

• Late List: 10 of the Most Uncomfortable Movie Sex Scenes.

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