Thu
Nov
5
![Lunch Links:
Judge orders mother, daughter to stand outside courthouse with signs notifying passers-by that they stole from a 9-year-old on her birthday.
Two teenagers, who may or may not be named Larry, linked to break-in by homework left at crime scene.
Babies are always in the last place you look — in a box under their babysitter’s bed.
Fat dude refuses to be X-rayed in machines used on elephants, dies with worthless dignity.
Old and Busted: Dying. New Hotness: Showing up at your own funeral.
Someone ordering veal shank at an Albuquerque butchery is in for a nasty surprise.
Better Know A Dead Person: Sheldon Dorf, Comic-Con founder, dead at 76.
Lunch List: The 50 best things to eat in the world, and where to eat them.
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Lunch Links:
- Judge orders mother, daughter to stand outside courthouse with signs notifying passers-by that they stole from a 9-year-old on her birthday.
- Two teenagers, who may or may not be named Larry, linked to break-in by homework left at crime scene.
- Babies are always in the last place you look — in a box under their babysitter’s bed.
- Fat dude refuses to be X-rayed in machines used on elephants, dies with worthless dignity.
- Old and Busted: Dying. New Hotness: Showing up at your own funeral.
- Someone ordering veal shank at an Albuquerque butchery is in for a nasty surprise.
- Better Know A Dead Person: Sheldon Dorf, Comic-Con founder, dead at 76.
[photo via.]
