Thu
Nov
12
![Morning Links:
Google invented a new programming language, curiously named “Kill All Humans++.”
Woman googles herself, finds long-lost dad.
19-year-old successfully uses Facebook status to get robbery charges dropped.
Single Serving Site of the Day: My Kid Is Funnier Than Yours. Also: Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers. (via.)
Single Serving Tumblr of the Day: The People of Waffle House.
Morning Distraction: Fairune. (via.)
Morning Wood: Alanna Kolette models both rebel and Old Glory bikinis. It’s kinda touching.
Morning List: The 9 Types of Crappy Handshakes.
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Morning Links:
- Google invented a new programming language, curiously named “Kill All Humans++.”
- Woman googles herself, finds long-lost dad.
- 19-year-old successfully uses Facebook status to get robbery charges dropped.
- Single Serving Site of the Day: My Kid Is Funnier Than Yours. Also: Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers. (via.)
- Single Serving Tumblr of the Day: The People of Waffle House.
- Morning Wood: Alanna Kolette models both rebel and Old Glory bikinis. It’s kinda touching.
- Morning List: The 9 Types of Crappy Handshakes.
[image via.]
