Tue
Feb
10
Lunch Links:
- First documented case of Ebola in the US. EVERYBODY BLEED OUT OF THEIR EYES, THEN PANIC.
- California judges order tens of thousands of prisoners released.
- Follow-Up: Putin does not like ABBA. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
- Follow-Up: Mother of octuplets on welfare; receives disability for three oldest children.
- TVs in contact-lenses? Soon enough.
- The multivitamins – they do nothing.
- Shape-shifting UFO scrambles fighter jets in Greece.
- Police blow up kid’s school science project.
- Kid arrested for ordering $37,000 worth of candy in his school’s name.
- Man calls 911 after convenience store refuses to sell him beer.
- 71-year-old man tries to act young, ends up in court.
- 8-year-old girl with fear of dentists starves herself to death to avoid opening her mouth.
- Man obsessed with lost love; writes her name 1.4 million times.
- Man reports hoax hijack warning to keep his ex-girlfriend’s plane from taking off.
- Better Know A Dead Person: Eluana Englaro, Italy’s Terri Schiavo, gone at 38.
- Lunch List: Top 10 Most Overrated Novels.


