The Daily What

Late Links:

• New Hampshire’s liquor law enforcement chief wants one drink per hour per customer max imposed on bars.

• Televised model contest to launch in Afghanistan.

• Bikini Tuesday: Fergie, Audrina, and Jennifer Ellison.

• Jessica Biel is behaving like a completely normal person. No, wait. The opposite.

• Nicole Scherzinger has huge nip slip.

• Camilla Belle and her bushy brows do GQ.

• Have you forgotten about Stacey Dash? Here’s what you’ve been missing. (P.S. She’s 43!)

• Jennifer Metcalfe: From strip to Nuts.

• Jewssip: Chelsea Handler’s “leaked” Playboy pics are old news.

• Get To Know A Hottie: Amanda Righetti.

• International Beauty of the Day: Triana Iglesias.

• Vivid is celebrating 25 years of porn cover art. In related news, porn is now art.

• How do you convince your parents to sign the permission slip for this field trip?

• German TV presenter tries the old gab and grab on live TV. Doesn’t go so well.

• The Erectile Quality Monitor takes the guess work out of the hardness of your member.

• Viral Advertising of the Day: Official Watchmen condoms.

• ABCs: Steroids Edition.

• Late List: Top 10 Modern Fetish Models.