Fri
Feb
27
![Lunch Links:
Pentagon lifts ban on photos of US soldiers returning home from war in caskets.
AG says raids on legal medical marijuana dispensaries will end.
Senate passes bill giving House voting rights to DC.
Rocky Mountain News stops publishing after 150 years.
Ryanair to consider installing pay-toilets in planes.
Exxxxcellent: Scientists channel Mr. Burns, want to erect 100k sq. mile “sun shade.”
Albert Einstein robot builds 4-story apartment complex in Uncanny Valley.
Truck driver follows his GPS, gets stuck on country road for five days.
16-year-old girl fired for complaining on Facebook about her boring job.
Jonah 2.0: Man loses cell phone, finds it inside large fish.
Late-night fast food banned in Rome.
Pedophile attempts to swap children for expensive bird.
Court Soliciter with $93,000-a-year salary takes up second job at Wendy’s “to make ends meet.”
Victim’s bite marks used to identify thief.
Police retract “natural death” conclusion when bullet holes are found in man’s head.
PROTIP: If you want a murder witness to testify, you might not want to place him in the same cell as the murderer.
Paramedic on lunch break refuses to help man with broken back.
14-year-old girl is Israel’s youngest divorcee.
Parents endure 21,000 miles of “are we there yet.”
I, for one, welcome our new whistling orangutan overlords.
Octopus to blame for flooding at Santa Monica Pier Aquarium.
Better Know A Dead Person: Norm Van Lier, Chicago Bulls guard during the 70s, dead at 61.
Lunch List: Top 5 Pet Monkey Videos.
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Lunch Links:
- Pentagon lifts ban on photos of US soldiers returning home from war in caskets.
- AG says raids on legal medical marijuana dispensaries will end.
- Senate passes bill giving House voting rights to DC.
- Rocky Mountain News stops publishing after 150 years.
- Ryanair to consider installing pay-toilets in planes.
- Exxxxcellent: Scientists channel Mr. Burns, want to erect 100k sq. mile “sun shade.”
- Albert Einstein robot builds 4-story apartment complex in Uncanny Valley.
- Truck driver follows his GPS, gets stuck on country road for five days.
- 16-year-old girl fired for complaining on Facebook about her boring job.
- Jonah 2.0: Man loses cell phone, finds it inside large fish.
- Late-night fast food banned in Rome.
- Pedophile attempts to swap children for expensive bird.
- Court Soliciter with $93,000-a-year salary takes up second job at Wendy’s “to make ends meet.”
- Victim’s bite marks used to identify thief.
- Police retract “natural death” conclusion when bullet holes are found in man’s head.
- PROTIP: If you want a murder witness to testify, you might not want to place him in the same cell as the murderer.
- Paramedic on lunch break refuses to help man with broken back.
- 14-year-old girl is Israel’s youngest divorcee.
- Parents endure 21,000 miles of “are we there yet.”
- I, for one, welcome our new whistling orangutan overlords.
- Octopus to blame for flooding at Santa Monica Pier Aquarium.
- Better Know A Dead Person: Norm Van Lier, Chicago Bulls guard during the 70s, dead at 61.
- Lunch List: Top 5 Pet Monkey Videos.
