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![Lunch Links:
Everyone’s on Obama’s case for giving Queen Elizabeth an iPod, but all she gave him was a lousy framed photo of herself.
Then again, Michelle Obama did feel her up, so call it even?
Sweden becomes seventh country to legalize same-sex marriage. Only 300 to go.
Funeral home being investigated for allegedly sawing off a man’s legs so he would fit into coffin.
Cat burglar stops during home invasion to feed cat.
Smartest woman in the world calls 911 after getting locked inside her car.
Smartest pregnant woman in the world complains to newspaper after being kicked out of pub for drinking.
Woman finds out the Internet isn’t full of people waiting around to help straighten out her messes.
Here, have 11,000 free pizzas. Love, the Internet.
Man picking his teeth with scissors laughs at joke, ends up becoming one.
Cough releases nail stuck in man’s nose for 30 years.
7-year-old offers advice to adults on radio show.
I, for one, welcome our new basic-arithmetic-performing-baby-chick overlords.
Lunch List: The 10 Highest Paid Politicians In The World.
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Lunch Links:
- Everyone’s on Obama’s case for giving Queen Elizabeth an iPod, but all she gave him was a lousy framed photo of herself.
- Then again, Michelle Obama did feel her up, so call it even?
- Sweden becomes seventh country to legalize same-sex marriage. Only 300 to go.
- Funeral home being investigated for allegedly sawing off a man’s legs so he would fit into coffin.
- Cat burglar stops during home invasion to feed cat.
- Smartest woman in the world calls 911 after getting locked inside her car.
- Smartest pregnant woman in the world complains to newspaper after being kicked out of pub for drinking.
- Woman finds out the Internet isn’t full of people waiting around to help straighten out her messes.
- Here, have 11,000 free pizzas. Love, the Internet.
- Man picking his teeth with scissors laughs at joke, ends up becoming one.
- Cough releases nail stuck in man’s nose for 30 years.
- 7-year-old offers advice to adults on radio show.
- I, for one, welcome our new basic-arithmetic-performing-baby-chick overlords.
- Lunch List: The 10 Highest Paid Politicians In The World.
